The Colbert Report - S03E56: Madeleine Bordallo
Stephen is unhappy at the fact that Stephanie Colburtle The Turtle did not win The Great Turtle Race, after being bested by another turtle named Billy. He claims Billy is a male, and demands a re-race. (After explaining that one can tell the sex of a turtle by the concavity of its plastron, Stephen says that he checks the plastron on "all [his] dates, and if it's not concave, [he is] outta there."
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The Colbert Report S03E56 Synopsis
Stream The Colbert Report "Madeleine Bordallo" in HD quality on Goojara. Originally aired on 2007-04-26, this episode is part of Season 3 of The Colbert Report. Featuring performances from Stephen Colbert among the cast. As part of this News and Comedy series, the episode continues to build on the show's compelling narrative. Stephen is unhappy at the fact that Stephanie Colburtle The Turtle did not win The Great Turtle Race, after being bested by another turtle named Billy. He claims Billy is a male, and demands a re-race. (After explaining that one can tell the sex of a...
